The Best Burger In New York

Marshall: Just a Burger? Just a burger. Robin, it's so much more than "just a burger." I mean...that first bite—oh, what heaven that first bite is. The bun, like a sesame freckled breast of an angel, resting gently on the ketchup and mustard below, flavors mingling in a seductive pas de deux. And then...a pickle! The most playful little pickle! Then a slice of tomato, a leaf of lettuce and a...a patty of ground beef so exquisite, swirling in your mouth, breaking apart, and combining again in a fugue of sweets and savor so delightful. This is no mere sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread, Robin. This is God, speaking to us in food.
Lily: And you got our wedding vows off the Internet!?

Ted: Chinese[food]?
Barney:I don't like Chinese.
Ted:Indian?
Barney:I just said, I don't like Chinese.
Ted:Indian isn't Chinese.
Barney:Weird meats, funny music, side of rice.Why are we splitting hairs?
Ted:Mexican?
Barney:I just said, I don't like Chinese!

Marshall:"This is it!" :-)

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Slap Bets
Slap Bets are best for solving problems Common Interest - Beliefs & Causes A slap bet is the BEST way to solve a problem. People can bet money, and win or lose its still just money. Nothing is more satisfying (or humiliating if you're on the wron...g end) that a hard slap to the face. THE BILL OF SLAPS 1. A slap bet is created when two parties involved in a disagreement, argument, or difference of opinion mutually agree that whichever party is proven right (or winning party) gets to slap whichever party is proven wrong (or losing party) across the face as hard as they possibly can. 2. In all Slap Bets, a Slap Bet Commissioner must be appointed. In the event of a discrepancy, the Slap Bet Commissioner makes the final ruling. The Slap Bet Commissioner must be someone fair and unbiased, someone kind hearted but not afraid to rule with an iron wrist. 3. When issuing a slap, the slapper must avoid lips and noses at all costs. The goal is for the palm of the slapper's hand to connect with the meaty part of the slappee's cheek thus providing utmost enjoyment and pain. If you're seeing handprint on cheek, you're doing something right. In the event of a bloody nose, the Slap Bet Commissioner shall award the slappee three slaps to be used in succession. Suggestion: The Dead Man's slap (rule 8.) 4. When issuing a slap, the slapper must not wear any rings, gloves, or other finger/hand ornaments to protect the safety of the slappee. 5. When issuing a slap, the slapper must keep one foot on the ground at all times to protect the safety of the slappee. 6. In the event of Premature Slapulation, (when the slapper slaps the slappee as hard as he or she possibly can and then afterwards, finds out that the slap was not warranted), the slappee gets to slap the slapper at least three times. 7. The Blind Man Slap: If the Slap Bet Commissioner deems the slappee particularly deserving, the Slap Bet Commissioner can issue The Blind Man Slap in which the slappee must close their eyes while being slapped. 8. The Dead Man Slap: Backhanded slaps are permitted only if used in succession. For example, if the Slap Bet Commissioner awards the slapper multiple slaps, the slapper can use a backhand if and only if it's preceded by a forehand. This is commonly referred to as The Dead Man Slap and is the only existing slap that allows the slapper to connect with both sides of the slappee's face thereby earning maximum slappage. 9. When the slappee gets slapped, he/she must accept the fact that they've just got slapped. Any retaliation against the slapper, by the slappee, will result in no less than ten slaps (with a set number to be delivered by the Slap Bet Commissioner.) 10. The most important rule: Enjoy! Few things in this world match the sheer joy one receives from slapping a friend right across the face. Especially after being proven right. So slap away!
You just got slapped lyrics-Marshall Eriksen
http://www.justsomelyrics.com/1657263/Marshall-Erikson-HIMYM---You-Just-Got-Slapped-Lyrics

GNB-Goliath National Bank

Goliath National Bank-GNB
"SVEN-The Swedish Architets"(I hated those guys) :P
Conference call
Its going to be Legendary!...wait for it...Dary!
Barney`s Video Resume

"Can we have class outside??":D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-8CTtOiinw
"The Playbook"
"The Brocode"
"Swarley" :-)
"Haave you Met Ted?":-)
"Challenge Accepted!"
"Chalenge Accep...wait for it...Ted!Get it?":)
"The Hot-Crazy Scale"
                                                                   

 What about the pineapple?!

This isn`t Barney!But I heard that guy`s awesome.

Barney`s magic tricks! :-)

Barney`s magic ringtone :-)

Rabbit Or a Duck?

Because playing Laser Tag is Awesome! :-)

Ranjit is a New York taxi driver and occasional limo driver of Bangladeshi heritage.
"Hellooo!" :-)