The Best Burger In New York

Marshall: Just a Burger? Just a burger. Robin, it's so much more than "just a burger." I mean...that first bite—oh, what heaven that first bite is. The bun, like a sesame freckled breast of an angel, resting gently on the ketchup and mustard below, flavors mingling in a seductive pas de deux. And then...a pickle! The most playful little pickle! Then a slice of tomato, a leaf of lettuce and a...a patty of ground beef so exquisite, swirling in your mouth, breaking apart, and combining again in a fugue of sweets and savor so delightful. This is no mere sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread, Robin. This is God, speaking to us in food.
Lily: And you got our wedding vows off the Internet!?

Ted: Chinese[food]?
Barney:I don't like Chinese.
Ted:Indian?
Barney:I just said, I don't like Chinese.
Ted:Indian isn't Chinese.
Barney:Weird meats, funny music, side of rice.Why are we splitting hairs?
Ted:Mexican?
Barney:I just said, I don't like Chinese!

Marshall:"This is it!" :-)